A CONCERNED CITIZEN JUST PASSED ON SOME UNSETTLING WORDS.
THERE IS A COUPLE WANDERING THE PEDWAY PRETENDING TO BE "MARRIED". THE WIFE IS ALSO SUPPOSEDLY "PREGNANT." AS SUCH, THE PREGNANT AND MARRIED COUPLE DESERVE A FREE MEAL, FOR WHICH THEY ARE ASKING BUSY PEDWAY TROTTERS.
IF YOU SUGGEST SUBWAY, THEY WILL REPLY, "EHHHH" AND DEMAND HALSTED STREET DELI INSTEAD.
THEN, WHEN THEY CON THEIR WAY INTO HALSTED STREET DELI, THEY WILL ORDER ARIZONA ICED TEA TO DRINK, WHICH, AS THE WHISTLEBLOWER POINTS OUT, HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE FOR FETUSES.
IF YOU SEE ANY MARRIED AND PREGNANT PEOPLE IN THE PEDWAY, THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS POUR HOT COFFEE ON THEM.
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