Dear Which Way is Faster?,
Long-time reader, first-time e-mailer. Came across this door during a sbtrip to Sbarro the other sbday. What do you think?
-JW
IT MEANS WHAT THE WORLD HAS ALWAYS FEARED: THAT ALL DOORS ALWAYS FEAR ALL HUMANS. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO THE UNIVERSE—IF THERE IS A PASSAGEWAY TO SOMETHING, DON'T PUT A BLOCKADE IN FRONT OF IT. THAT ONLY CONFUSES THE ARCHITECTURE ITSELF. INSTEAD MAKE SURE IT'S ALWAYS ON FIRE, SO THE ONLY THING THAT WILL ATTEMPT TO GO THROUGH WILL BE WELL-TRAINED CIRCUS TIGERS.
TIGERS PROTECT THINGS + DOORS FEEL SECURE = PROBLEM SOLVED.
KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING IN HOT: whichwayisfaster@gmail.com
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