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THE RESTAURANTS IN THE PEDWAY ARE AWFUL–AWFULLY GREAT!

Cosi Cafe

Don't be fooled by the homophone, there's nothing "cozy" about this cafe–except the seats, the atmosphere, and the tasty wraps! Their warm soups are like eating a comforting blanket.

Houlihan's

More like "Who-lihans," as in, "Who the heck would eat there?" Anyone looking for top-quality America fare, that's who! Eat there once, and you'll be asking yourself, "Why-didn't-I-eat-here-sooner-lihans?"

Sbarro

There's nothing "Sub-Par-oh" about this Italian eatery. Try any of the food to gain insight into the mouth of a stoned mall employee or fat person.