MOST PEOPLE NOTICE A GRAY HAIR AND THEY DO WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR HAIR—JOIN THE ARMY SO THAT THEY GET A FREE BUZZ HAIRCUT THEN PRETEND TO GET INJURED TO LEAVE THE ARMY.
BUT THERE IS NOW AN EASIER WAY. SCIENCE HAS INDICATED THAT EATING GREY HAIR PREVENTS NEW GRAY HAIR FROM FORMING.
HERE'S PROOF: CATS GET HAIRBALLS. GREY CATS DON'T EVER HACK UP HAIRBALLS BECAUSE THEY EAT THEIR HAIR. GRAY CATS HAVE 10 LIVES.
SO, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? HAIR IS ABSORBED THROUGH THE SMALL INTESTINE, WHICH IS THE EPICENTER FOR AGING. THE SMALL INTESTINE ADOPTS THE GREY HAIR, AND LETS IT GROW THERE. IN ESSENCE THE BRAVE LITTLE ORGAN TAKES THE HIT FOR THE REST OF THE BODY. THE INTESTINES AGE RAPIDLY AND THE REST OF THE BODY STOPS AGING ALTOGETHER.
IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY OLD PEOPLE, START NOSHING ON THEIR GREY MATTER IMMEDIATELY. YOU GET TO STOP AGING AND THEY GET A FREE HAIRCUT—SAVING THEM THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO PRETEND JOIN THE ARMY AND THUS COMPLETING THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
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