IT'S STILL OPEN YOU GARBANZO BEANS. THIS PICTURE CONFIRMS THAT THE FINEST EATERY IN THE STATES IS INDEED STILL OPEN. THERE ARE REPORTS OF PLYWOOD COVERING ALL THE WINDOWS.
WELL, OBVIOUSLY—THERE'S PROBABLY A HURRICANE COMING. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SBARRO TO GO UNDER BECAUSE THERE ARE LIKE 1 TRILLION CHICKENS IN AMERICA. AND ALL THOSE CHICKENS HAVE A COLLECTIVE 1 TRILLION STOMACHS THAT NEED TO BE FED. THAT FEED CAN ONLY COME FROM ONE PLACE: YOU GUESSED IT. CORN. AND CORN IS MADE FROM SBARRO AKA THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE. SOME SAY THAT'S LEGO'S. OTHERS SAY IT'S GENES. OTHERS SAY ITS JEANS MADE FROM LEGOS. AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT.
WHEN THE HURRICANE COMES, HEAD TO SBARRO WITH ONE CHICKEN ON EACH SHOULDER.
